Step 1 Wake UpAfter 11 AM
Step 2 Buy BaconGet the good stuff. I don't have a butcher nearby but the organic market down the street came through. Thick cut. All natural. No antibiotics. No added Hormones. All Vegetarian feed. No Preservatives. MMMMMMM. Happy pigs make happy bacon.
Step 3 Open BaconUse a fancy Japanese knife if you want a cool looking picture.
Step 4 Warm PanPut a little oil in the pan so they don't stick and warm the pan on medium heat. Wait till it is hot to put the bacon in.
Step 4 Cook BaconPut the bacon in the pan. Don't crowd. let it cook.
Step 5 WaitTake a deep smell of the glorious bacon.
Step 6 Almost Ready to FlipDo the first flip when the bacon is starting to get brown on the pan side.
Step 7 Flip BaconDon't just flip. You must rotate to ensure maximum cookage.
Step 8 Be the BaconYou must employ all 5 senses to achieve bacon nirvana. Ignore your personal ego. It's all about the bacon.
Step 9 Flip AgainWhen the edges start to get crispy it's time to flip the bacon again.
Step 10 Perfect BaconI like the whole range of bacon. A little crispy on the edges, mostly crunchy, a little soft on the wrinkles.
Step 11 The Bacon Gods Will Strike You Down if You Waste That Bacon Grease May I suggest eggs?
Step 12 Holy Shit
Step 13 Lightly Dress EggsI went with some sea salt, fresh ground pepper, and some hot sauce.
Step 14 EatWallow in the glorious amazing bacon. You are one step closer to enlightenment.